When you go to create a character, name that character "JIM WARD" -
 make sure there is a space between the Jim and the Ward. This
 will make you character practically invincible.
 
 After your first turn, you will recieve 999,999,999 gold and your
 magic balls will be filled. This happens at the end of every turn so
 you don't really run out of money or magic.
 ETBOOM - DEATHWISH?